聊斋茶馆下集》：【扁桃县正传一】（即景荒诞小说）

尔漪之姝

<br /><br /><font size="4">&nbsp;【扁桃县正传】（一）<br></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14px">文/尔漪之姝<br><br></span><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; <font color="indigo">甄士隐</font>手托受伤的人面蜘蛛来到一座大山的峡口，只见迎面的飞来石上刻着四个大字：“<font color="darkolivegreen">九峰灵</font><font color="darkgreen">山</font>”，知道离<font color="darkred">菩提老祖</font>隐修之处不远了。</font>
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<div><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; 这灵山是当初<font color="sienna">女娲</font>娘娘用补天剩下的泥巴随便捏成的，是为了给捏出的飞禽走兽一个繁衍生息的居处。这山有九峰，一峰居中，八峰成八卦分布，峰峦各异。有的<span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: 18px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">万壑千岩 有的清逸秀丽 有的云雾缠绕 。春 夏 秋 冬四季景色同存，山峰之间飞瀑流云，清溪叮咚，遍布奇花异卉，珍禽异兽。</span></font></div>
<div><font size="4"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"></span></font></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 当年<font face="Tahoma">菩提老祖云游途中一眼相中这风水宝地。见中峰高<span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: 18px/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">耸入云，有九九归一之势，</span>就在<font size="3" face="Arial">山腰一平坦处</font>安家落户，种植菩提树，开拓百草园。</font></font></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp; 偶有路过此境 见此山名而入者，大多在山周围转悠半天，也进不去灵山，未见过圣僧，</font></span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">故而今眼目下也未曽见那证得菩提之人。</font></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"></font></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐是菩提老祖忘年之交，常来此玩，自然有进山的索引指南。循着一条溪流七拐八弯就到了中峰脚下，<span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px">又攀爬360个台阶到了菩提山庄，早有</span><font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px">老祖关门弟子009童儿相迎。009把</span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4">甄士隐领到菩提林，</font></font></span></font></span></font></font></span></div>
<div><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span></span></font><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="4">老祖和<font color="indigo">蒲松龄</font>已候在菩提树下的茶桌旁，见了受伤的<font color="red">人面蜘蛛</font>，忙嘱咐童儿将她放在菩提树叶上</font><font size="5">。</font></span></font><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font size="5" face="Tahoma"><font size="4">兄弟伙就开怀畅饮起来</font>。<br></font><span><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;人面蜘蛛在普提叶上吮吸了几滴甘露，手脚开始舒展开，慢慢在普提树枝上爬来爬去，并且能听清几位高人的龙门阵 .<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 只听老祖说道："前几日，这灵山忽然刮了一股怪风，巡山的童子来报告,一只灵狐不见了。还有蹊跷的是百草园丢了一棵菠菜。千年菩提树被刮跑一片树叶。“<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; <font color="indigo">蒲松龄</font>问道：”是那只<font color="magenta">九色狐</font>吗“<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 老祖应道：”正是“。<br>（蒲松龄曾在此处见过这只可爱的精灵。它体毛洁白如玉，唯有狐尾九色相间，夜行时散发熠熠灵光，系山中－异类。常领着－群小狐狸在九峰之中玩耍，有时也来菩提林逛逛。蒲老弟对山中狐精花妖兴趣浓厚，把它们的爱恨情仇 趣闻逸事篹辑成《聊斋志异》一版再版。遂荣升为”聊斋学院“派的客座教授并兼”聊斋集团“董事长，聊斋业务遍及地球村。）<br><br></font><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐<span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px">也问道：“是李时珍师兄</span></font></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">送来的那棵菠莱吗”？心想菠菜到处都有，丢就丢了罢，还当回事说。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 老祖已看清他心中迷惑，笑眯眯的应道：<br>“师弟只知其一，不知其二。那李师弟为了写《本草纲目》，跑遍地球每个角落，遍尝百草，历尽千辛万苦。那年秋天在西域采药时偶得这棵菠菜，见其在秋霜冽风中亭亭玉立,苍翠欲滴便知是异卉，特送给老纳的。老纳将其植入百草园，令专人看守。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 那<font color="purple">秋菠</font>是一个红尘特效药方的药引，常与<font color="red">红豆</font>配方.炮制得当包治百病。秋菠四季郁郁葱葱，白昼从未见其开花。其时也四季花开，只是开在子时相交的暗夜。花开时波光流转 熠熠生辉，如电闪般摄人魂魄，转瞬即失很短暂，凡夫俗子岂能瞧见。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 那知这草的底细<font color="mediumturquoise">“</font><font color="blue">剩族”</font>门主“<font color="purple">月下老人</font>”早知，便专程前来下了定单，<font color="orange">要包销这药做引</font>。听说这时代剩男剩女数量大增，月老的业务繁忙，名目繁多，忙得焦头烂额，常发微信频频催货。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 这不，交货的期限快到，登记在册的菠菜突然少了－棵，失财事小，毁约事大，万－在江湖流行开来，月老岂肯罢休。<br>诸位兄弟在尘世游走，见多识广，特邀来出出主意，可惜李时珍云游不知去向未曾请来”。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 听完老祖一席话，俩兄弟方醒。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 只听</font><font size="4" face="Tahoma">蒲松龄言道：“这有何难，把爱徒009派去四处打探便是。它武功高强，变化远超石猴“齐天大圣”，况且他“探案门”师兄弟都是尘世密探高手，耳目众多，自会相助”。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma">接言：“我看那人面蜘蛛尘缘未了，何不同去搭个帮手”。<br></font><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp; 蒲松龄又说：”要不先挂靠聊斋集团开个聊斋茶馆做联络站，方便收集情报，传递信息”。<br><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; 大家都认为主意不错。</span></font></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; 老祖忙招来童儿009，如此这般地交待任务。</span></font></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"><span>&nbsp; &nbsp;蒲松龄捉笔挥毫，亲笔篆书<font color="sienna">《</font></span><font color="sienna">聊斋茶馆》</font>的小样交与009。<br></font><font face="Tahoma"><font size="4"><span>&nbsp;&nbsp; 此时人面蜘蛛身体已经康复，听得此计划也满心欢喜。心想这样即可回家，又可酬谢诸位高人的搭救之恩，真个是两全其美。<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 009摇身一变成了一只信鸽，驮着人面蜘蛛循溪流的方向出山。<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; 甄士隐</span>还在高声嘱咐：“往那热闹之处去”。<br></font></font><span><font size="4" face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp; 这只鸽子打着自由的口哨在兰天白云下飞翔，忽然见一条江河的上游处显－城池，车水马龙热闹非凡，遂飞落城门歇息。见那城楼刻着<font color="darkred">【扁桃县】</font>三个大楷，下面并列－块<font color="darkorange">【发盐一马当先】</font>的金字招牌。<br></font><span><br><font size="4" face="Tahoma">（要知这 </font></span></span><font size="4" face="Tahoma">扁桃县的来龙去脉，与前列县有何渊源，且听下回分解）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></div>
<div><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4" face="Tahoma"><br></font><font size="4"><span><font face="Tahoma">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -2012.1124锁定该频道，好戏还在后头）</font></span></font></span></span></span></span><br><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4"><span><font face="Tahoma">见</font></span></font></span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.keai99.com/thread-138028-1-1.html" id="thread_subject" style="color: rgb(17, 17, 17); text-decoration: none; font-family: 'Microsoft Yahei', Hei, Tahoma, SimHei, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; line-height: normal; orphans: auto; widows: auto;">《聊斋茶馆下集》：【扁桃县正传二】（即景荒诞小说）</a><span><span style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; DISPLAY: inline !important; FONT: small/19px arial; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; FLOAT: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px"><font size="4"><span><font face="Tahoma"><br></font></span><br></font></span></span></span></span></span></div>

尔漪之姝

再造辉煌 发表于 2012-11-24 19:12
大姐好！继续关注，感谢

，反正没事干，有空慢慢看

尔漪之姝

叶诗梦 发表于 2012-11-24 19:47
不间断地在关注中。

天寒地冻的，有茶喝也不错呀{:kafei:}

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茉莉香茶 发表于 2012-11-24 20:19
有点冷了吧？快发呀。我这可有暖气啊。哈哈。

骑虎难下，天冷也挨着，总得对得起看热闹的吧。{:dangao:}

尔漪之姝

再造辉煌 发表于 2012-11-24 21:35
感谢您，以后赏酒啊，大姐

身处名酒之地，好酒多多的